Canadian icon Gordon Pinsent reads his favorites quotes from Justin Bieber’s new book on last night’s “This Hour Has 22 Minutes.” What more can I say?

Watch as Pinsent brings the necessary gravitas to Bieber’s autobiographical tales of first dates, bad haircuts and grilled cheese:

Last week brought a few more dramatic, albeit less profound, Bieber readings from Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O and Danny McBride, courtesy of MTV.com: