He may be 40 years old, but Simcoe, Ontario, native Dwayne Roloson proved on Monday night he’s still got some serious skills in net.

The New York Islanders’ goalie made a pair of saves within a couple of seconds that could each qualify for save of the year. Unfortunately for Roli and the Isles, in came in a 4-2 losing effort against the Tampa Bay Lightning, but the saves are worth checking out below.

Brendan Witt, staring down a GMC Yukon?

Brendan Witt, a defenseman for the New York Islanders, was hit by an SUV Tuesday morning in Philadelphia after the driver made an illegal turn, according to a report at TSN.ca. But it was what happened after the collision that caused a stir.

The Humboldt, Saskatchewan, native didn’t call the cops or get carted away in an ambulance, or even attack the driver of the GMC Yukon that hit him. Instead, he got up, shook himself off, and told the crowd of onlookers, “I’ve got to go play some hockey. I’m a hockey player. I’m okay. No big deal.”

One of the bystanders said, “It was like seeing Clint Eastwood, but in hockey.”

Witt later told Newsday, “I just got lucky. Fortunately nothing bad happened. I’m just a little sore.”

Witt was, indeed, back on the ice just hours later for the morning skate with his teammates, who are in Philly to play the Flyers at the Wachovia Spectrum.

If the story wasn’t great enough, here’s a sampling of some of the comments from the Canadian sports site that reported it:

• “Brendan Witt jumps in the river and doesn’t get wet, the river gets Brendan Witted.”

• “When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Brendan Witt.”

• Finally, for the win… “The Yukon is listed as day-to-day with a lower-bodywork injury.”